The headline is facetious, but I just want to make a point of all of the bizarre ways people kill or maim their significant others.
By bashing her head on the road.
By running him over with the car. Or, by running him over with the car.
By going after him with a samurai sword. Or just threatening her with a sword.
Or chasing him down with not one but two shotguns.
Or pushing her into the path of a train.
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I like that this post is directly above my "pissed off at my husband post", was this a planned event?
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